Joke Numner 73 [James]

A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:

H*ndjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2

He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks.
"Are you the one giving out handjobs?"
"Yes I am!" she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
"Okay," he said.
"Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!"